Anyone else think Artemis Fowl could essentially have grown up to be Jim Moriarty?
Possible Head Canon!
Oh God Yes! Can Molly be Holly Short?
this legit?
YES!
http://www.christianpost.com/news/god-prefers-kind-atheists-over-hateful-christians-says-ore-church-72597/
Tom Tate is officially the best Pastor.
The United Church’s stance, in my dealings with it, has mostly been something to the effect of “We don’t really care if you don’t actually believe in God, just concede that there are worthwhile lessons to be had in the bible.” They have a very strong emphasis on community and taking care of each other in a time of need, and probably put the strongest backing behind gay marriage I’ve seen out of all the churches in Canada.
From what I understand, this was an ad campaign they ran up in Toronto;
As well as their “Language of God” campaign that was initially rejected by CBC for being “too controversial”. And by controversial, they meant “shows positive representation of various life experiences”.
(via redwitch)
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.
SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.
NEXT, PLEASE.
At first I hated this photo. I saw my eye crinkled and thought ”I wish I’d had them open, even if it meant I wasn’t smiling. I wish that line across my teeth from when I had them fixed wasn’t showing. I wish I’d angled my head up so my profile looked better”
Then I saw the twinkle in my eye. I saw my husbands love reflected back at me, and remembered the reason I am smiling so deeply: a split second before he took this photo he said “You are so fucking gorgeous” and in that moment, I was. And I am. We all are. To someone, somewhere, we are fucking gorgeous. And we should feel so more ourselves. Look in the mirror. You are fucking gorgeous.
